Facebook 25 Things - the 'fuck you' list

Facebook got the sentimental one. Donuts at Home can handle the codified outrage.


1. Fuck you no universal health care in America yet.
2. Fuck you dying Roth IRA and Mutual Funds that I will never be able to afford again.
3. Fuck you Prop 8 and marriage inequality.
4. Fuck you war. Yeah, all war, any war. So what?
5. Fuck you euthanasia being illegal.
6. Fuck you weak recycling programs.
7. Fuck you requiring degrees over real life experiences.
8. Fuck you medical research depending on fucking marathon fundraisers and bake sales instead of government money.
9. Fuck you 7-10 business days to "process your order".
10.Fuck you I was this close.
11 fuck you learning a second language as an adult is so hard.
12 fuck you can't contact dead people.
13 fuck you once you hit send you can't take the email back.
14 fuck you unfair distribution of wealth
15 fuck you losing your child or spouse
16 fuck you Lorraine Duke. Yes that's right, still holding a grudge since 1995, and I don't hold grudges.
17 fuck you orphanages
18 fuck you pollution
19 fuck you reliance on technology weakening my own memory capabilities
20 fuck you imperfect DNA
21 fuck you unfair situations
22 fuck you George W Bush
23 fuck you genocide
24 fuck you no second chance
25 add your own fuck you here, I don't mind sharing.